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When you're too socially stupid to make conversation, just blast a man screaming in different intensities over the mic for 4 minutes and friends are bound to come your way!

"It's got Denuvo you know" they say accusingly while you try to go ever faster away from their words, rings blurry behind a sheen of fresh tears and sweat. The industry collapses in the background.

they only mock you because it's not THEIR birthday

"are cookies not anime enough for you?" they chant while forming a circle around you, torches ablaze

your friends are just jealous that they're not as good at this game as you, so they send you sarcastic "buffalo ass" remarks as you play

because your jealous friends can't run it but it was "smooth as butter" since launch for you with your magic pc that defies all convention

because literally everyone except you thinks this game is garbage

just because of the name

they think you only play this because you're ♥♥♥♥ at league