6/5 Raul is Mexican, and I like that!

I loved a woman once.

They made a game about my life. 10/5 I'm me, and I like that!

2/5 I have had much more frightening experiences on the toilet, and I don’t like that!

It's a nasty competition and that ain't no front, gonna smoke the competition like a Freedomer's blunt And I want to be sure That my bloodsucker act Is the spook du jour

If I wanted to be trapped in a warm tube full of seamen I would simply never have been born, but instead, here I am, again.

5/5 I think I might vote in this upcoming election.

What words can a man utter in reverence of a piece hewn from the rocks of Mount Olympus, carried to the foot of Hades, and returned unto him by the mighty wings of Gabriel? 5/5

If you know me, you know much I like sending innocent people to die. It gives me a rush, kind of like the time I broke into my neighbor’s house and stole his cat. FTL doesn’t have cats.

I was first struck by the resemblance of many of the game’s likeable and compelling npcs to my monster of a wife. Still, they were nothing like her. I couldn’t smell them. Yippee!