The only racing game for me that has accurately portrayed just how long a second can be.

The loudest game you'll ever play.

The year was .... ONE ONE SEVEN AFTER EARTH!

French games are the WORST.

Have you ever dreamt about working in immigration while waiting in line for admittance into a different country? Neither have I.

Puts the 'FU' in fun.

While it has taken humankind arguably 200,000 years to show me how ♥♥♥♥♥♥ the world is, this game has done it in a mere 248 hours.

So good and so dead that it makes a good argument to give birth to 24 kids.

Jam as many warthogs as you can into places they don't belong!

ROCKET BALLS!