This is friend material, please bring your friend here if you want to keep them your friends otherwise you have nothing to offer in that friendship.

The Sky isn't Deep Dark Blue here, it's frigging Orange! Perfectly romantic for a flight out with your darling prez in the backseat. Your substitute romantic partner in life you never had.

Who needs human companionship when you have radar locks, missile warnings, and the sweet, sweet sound of 'BEEP BEEP PULL UP'? A True Height of Lonely Gaming!

FRIENDS?! FRIENDS! FRIENDS ALL AROUND! Please don't get this if you don't consider your friendship to be of some supreme value! Only super friends can help you dig through a prison shower without-

You don’t need friends. You’re a lone wolf! no, scratch that, a lone mech. Friends are for those with weak organic emotions. You? You run on pure, unshakable hot-mecha energy. No flesh, no feelings!

Put down that shiny, over-polished goo and team up with friends, splash some color, and embrace some colors in your slime! Ah yes, the peak of youth... Not that any of you had any to begin with.

You may not have friends, and you are socially devastated. Then this is your spot, if you don't know how to make friends, let others farm their questionable friendship on you in here!

Loneliness is always besides you in the other fallout games, but with 76, you can now finally bring your GLORIOUS friend with you into irradiated brainrot! You will finally be happy, for a moment.

What bigger excitement can one have than to have, not 1, which is yourself, you lonely bird, but 4 people to farm your farm with you! Loneliness may be eternal, but happiness is always temporary!

Friendship material? Nay, SUPREME FRIENDSHIP MATERIAL?! YAY! Let not others judge you for what you may be, but for what kind of friends you have!