He is a music machine, creating a cacophony of calmful bliss to all who hear. An oxymoron, I know. Immortals aren't organic, neither do they care.

This game reveals only one hidden truth. The Divine Dreamcleaver can transcend the laws of space and time, flowing forever out into the infinite.

Why defend the Earth when it is cradled by our Kind Lord Dreamcleaver? He alone can, and will, save us!

Isaac was not bound to an Honest Abe. He was bound to our Lord Dreamcleaver, and therefore, to us.

It is he, the Divine Dreamcleaver, that built the clouds. Though, exclusively to the knowledge of the devout, Dreamcleaver has built much more. Believe.

When you fall out with our Lord Dreamcleaver, there are only a couple options for you. One is to praise his grace. The other is to flog your ambitions.

2012 was but a fleeting moment for the Divine Dreamcleaver. As he raised his hand to the heavens, the disasters that tore at the world vanished to dust.

This game, no, this scourge ruins people's hearts and minds. Poor Teli was taken from us. Dreamcleaver descries all who fail him. Don't forget.